Health Care Reform killed my Grandma!

OMG! OMG! OMG! The opponents of Health Care Reform were right!!!

It's true! Last night, the government's death panel people came for grandma!!!

Yes! They said she no longer met the criteria under the new health care rules. They just took her!!! They "advised" us to throw away all her personal things, re-decorate her room, and deny that she ever lived here. And... and, they told grandpa he had two weeks to get better or they would be back to get him! OMG!
They told me that his doctor had been changed to a Dr. Kavorkian and grandpa no longer could go to his old doctor! OMG! They kicked my dog in the face and set my cat on fire as they left.

I HID MY GUNS SO THEY COULDN'T FIND THEM AND REPORT THAT WE HAD THEM.

It's truly a miracle that God spared grandpa! I can't imagine what grandma must have done for God not to have saved her as well! But, I'll not question the miracle that saved grandpa! I need to give more money to the church, I guess. God, bless you Glenn Beck, Michelle Bachmann and Sarah Palin-you warned us!
I'm moving to Costa Rica with Rush Limbaugh! I wonder if Rush will help grandpa?

The last thing they said was " be sure to pay your new health care taxes or we'll be back to get you as well!" We need to elect an American as President!

Socialism sucks!

SATIRE! Look it up!